This blog is dedicated to You so that You can read up on any update of me^^ without having to see me everyday.
YEAH, I know what are You going to say, You wanna say that You miss me right? K, don't have to say that, cos I already knew it since the day You fight for my animal rights!
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I'm currently a fostered Dog with effect from 24-sept-2008 @ 2327hrs. I've made two friends - Uncle Adam and Snoopy(I don't know why, but I LOVE to sniff him. - Nope, I'm not gay). Mummy made me walk a very long route to Uncle's house, and at first sight, I fall in love with Uncle Adam and Snoopy! Nope, I'm not kidding. But I find Uncle Adam very cute, cos after starring at him for 5-mins, i still FAILED to find his eyes! Wonder where had them gone... strange....Should get the paranormal groups to study him... hahaha... (hmm.. he's not reading his blog right? is he?).
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Anyway, Mummy had a talk with Uncle Adam while Me and Snoopy went around to "Jalan Jalan" around the garden beside the void deck. The environment is nice, serenity-feeling (k, I bullshited, cos I know he must be spying on this blog). They chatted for about 2-hrs and btw they finished, I had already completed 50-rounds walking around the garden (I must check my weights later^^). I know Mummy misses me alot, but I chose to ignore her... everytime she try to be an attention seeker, I ignore her too, I wanna tell her why, but I believe she will takes my language as excessive barking. Anyway, the real reason is -
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From Rex to Mummy:
"Because everytime I look at You, it mean e impact of sadness and misses get deeper"
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After they picked up their barang barang on the stone table, I knew that Mummy's leaving me. However, due to my maturity and being a Kool Old hunk, I didn't bark nor whine - because I'm forever Mummy's boy ^^. Uncle went upstair to "park" Snoopy and my barang barang while I'm lying on the stone table (Ya, She carries me up)**
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** - To those people who feels that I have a pair of Jumbo ears - Nope, I can't fly.
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Anyway, We walked to 7-11 as We are really thirsty. Uncle had NESCAFE coffee while Mummy had a bottle of orange juice. But initially, Uncle didn't bought me any drinks and I was very upset - Did he thinks that I'm a robotic dog that don't require water and ONLY oil?! Okie, fine. However, I'm not STUPID - I go up to Uncle purposely and show him my DRY tongue. Okie, good. - He got my message(better than SMS right? Hahahaha) and went in to buy me a bottle of mineral water, and I must reckon that he's really smart - smart enough to get me a big size "Big glup" cover.....but it's kinda irritating loh... because every time I licked, the "bowl" will just shift it's location and I had to position my tongue to the new cover's location.
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We walked all the way to the traffic junction leading to Mummy's home, and ocassionally, without her noticing, I'll turn back and "beo" her and wait for her because she's walking even slower than ME - A senior citizen.
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Now, comes the sadness part - At the traffic junction - Mummy kissed me goodbye, and walked across the road. Looking at the back view of her's, I tried to salvage the situation and wanted very much to run towards her but Uncle pulled me back. I do not want to leave althrough he keep dragging me away, but... looking at the smaller back view of her's, I reluctantly left with Uncle Adam - Every few steps, I'll turn and tried to run towards Mummy's direction. Eventually, Uncle had to carry me for a distance (Thanks for that, Uncle for that comfy ride in your arms).
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We reached home at about 3am. And as I got into the lift, I wonder where it leads to. A new home? Abandonment place? The door open, and I found myself in a totally new environment..and I was looking around while Uncle usher me to a home. He stopped infront of a pinkie door, ya..strange place... but I sniffed Snoopy's OD! Yeah, I forgotten the sadness for a moment and keep wailing my tail. Yeah! someone who can understand my language! The moment the dor open, I sniff around the area for a few seconds and dashed towards Snoopy! We had a chat and played with Snoppy and after a while, supper was being served to Us. It is beef! Yummy, finger licking good! My greed for the can food is absolutely overwhelming that I even ate Snoopy's share - leaving only the dry food to him, HAHA! Round 1 - Snoopy K.O~! Victory for Me, yeah! Uncle purposely took away snoopy's share from me but it was a pointless attempt, cos I simply bo-chap and ate it. Uncle gave up and let me finish it! hehe^-^
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After supper, I was orientated around the kitchen - My new home, by Snoopy. Opps, yeah, I did some marking too *x^ (shss... don't tell Uncle k? I don't think he knows.. haha) I was pretty tired after that. Uncle shows me my bed but I don't like - I didn't sleep on that bed. Haiz... I still miss Mummy's bed alot!(Sob Sob). Finally, it was 4:30am, Uncle bathed and head of to bed while Me and Snoopy chose each corner and sleep - ok, I had an agreement with Snoopy that We will not disturb each other during our quality sleep. I fell aslept shortly.
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6:30am - 25-Sept-2008 - Gosh, my eyes are hurting...arrghh... who on the DAMN light?! Damnit, it was Uncle Adam! What the heck does he want from me?! 2-hrs of quality sleep only before it was over(wish I could find the courage to bite him!). And apparently, He just pat at Us and off the light again...zzzz...nvm...5-mins later, while I'm ready to go into deep sleep, HE ON THE LIGHT AGAIN!?!? Is he trying to be irritating or funny?! He think that dog gang good to bully hur?!(okie, I'm a lawful citizen.. don't charge me with chapter 55 k?) Nvm.. he went to the toilet and wet his hair and left the house.. I whine abit... cos I thought no one care for me already =(.....
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15-mins later, someone open the main door and ON the light again...zzzz...it really gets on my nerve and as I'm about to scold him - he show me some cans of cesar and dog-munchies.. okie, for that, I'll forgive him. Had a good breakfast, thanks to Uncle! yeah!(+1 merit to Uncle).
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Mummy, don't worry, "Uncle Adam" is a very nice guy till this point of time(Am i supposed to say the word "Uncle?" arrghh, don't care! He looks like an uncle anyway), making me WALK more than 3km! oh gosh, by the time I got to "Uncle"'s place, it was like...errr... 3am in the morning! That's not e way to treat a senior citizen! Senior citizen needs quality and QUANTITY sleep! To "Uncle Adam", You think I'm a young "hunk" like You hur?! Walk walk walk... my legs will sore wan You know!
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Conclusion:
Don't worry about me k, Mummy? I hope Mummy is not dampen by what happened recently and shows her never-said-die spirit k! Go, go, go Mummy and remember to come and visit me often k? I'll be a good boy for now.. cos I had not barked yet! haha..
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By the way, I'll try to update my blog often but not daily, because Uncle is working shift and whenever I try to press "S" or "J" on the keyboard... i'll always get "SEADXZ" and "JHUIKMN" on the screen, so.... I need him to translate and type for me.... k... adios for now, Uncle is bringing me down to digest and tone my muscle!
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Uncle also want me to tell You that whenever You wanna see me, just give him a ring and he'll try to make arrangement(cos he might be working).
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Sign-off,
Rex
Alway's Mummy's Boy
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